Post-Valentine

You intimidate men.

No, I make them disinterested. There is no desire where there is no daring. If they don't find any motivation to approach me, that means they are not that attracted to me.

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Nurse buddy

Singlehood only becomes difficult in two occasions: when you're horny and when you're sick. So aside from a booty call, there's hopefully an arrangement wherein someone would be there for you whenever you have a high fever and runny nose.

Most checked out

A stranger who’s a friend

Peak of perfection

Retrograde

Sun-shower

Weekend (sort of) double bill

I'm a friend of Matthew's

Electric shock

The soul of Wit

Painlessly instructed: Notes on ‘The Consolations of Philosophy’

Delighted to meet her